Custom Made to Fit ::
The Swing is not a wonderfully erotic dream or an impossibly
athletic fantasy. The Swing is an invention that can help
you maximize your pleasure by minimizing physical effort. Each unit
is custom-made to your measurements!
We have been manufacturing The Swing in our workshop — one unit at a time, to exacting tolerances
using only the finest materials and meticulous craftsmanship. Built
to fit your body because we know that "one size" does
not fit all! In order to ensure a comfortable Love Swing, please
provide us with the lady's:
- Hip measurement (at the widest point, all the way around)
- Sitting height. Have the lady sit in a firm chair and place
a yardstick along the length of her back. Measure from the seat
of the chair to the top of her head.
The Love Swing is $250. You can purchase a steel, black power-coated
spreader bar from us for $25, OR a hardwood dowel rod from your
local hardware store. Just make sure it is hardwood, not
pine. Pine has knots and will break with pressure.
Do not be fooled by cheap imitations! The Swing is handmade
in the USA and built to last a lifetime; the materials, hardware,
webbing, and buckles we use in our manufacturing are rated for aircraft
or marine applications. Each unit comes with full installation instructions.. and
if you need assistance, we are always just a toll-free call away.
You will need to get a dowel from the hardware store cut to 44"
long. Be sure each end is secure in the pocket, and does not
come out as shown in the second picture below.
Your swing will come to you ready for the lady's measurements
specified when the order was placed. If any customization is
needed that is significantly different from the original design,
there is a $20 additional charge.
In case the straps get
adjusted and you want to return to the original setting, use a tape
measure to make sure all the straps are equal.
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