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The Swing is not a wonderfully erotic dream or an impossibly athletic fantasy. The Swing is an invention that can help you maximize your pleasure by minimizing physical effort.

We have been manufacturing The Swing in our workshop — one unit at a time, to exacting tolerances using only the finest materials and meticulous craftsmanship. Built to fit your body because we know that "one size" does not fit all! In order to ensure a comfortable Love Swing, please provide us with the lady's:

  • Hip measurement (at the widest point, all the way around)
  • Sitting height. Have the lady sit in a firm chair and place a yardstick along the length of her back. Measure from the seat of the chair to the top of her head.

The standard Love Swing is $275. You can purchase a hardwood dowel rod from your local hardware store.  Just make sure it is hardwood, not pine.  Pine has knots and will break with pressure.

Do not be fooled by cheap imitations! The Swing is handmade in the USA and built to last a lifetime; the materials, hardware, webbing, and buckles we use in our manufacturing are rated for aircraft or marine applications. Each unit comes with full installation instructions.. and if you need assistance, we are always just a toll-free call away.

You will need to get a dowel from the hardware store cut to 44" long.  Be sure each end is secure in the pocket, and does not come out as shown in the second picture below.


 

Your swing will come to you ready for the lady's measurements specified when the order was placed.  If hip size is 50" or higher, the price increases to $295, plus $22 shipping. 

In case the straps get adjusted and you want to return to the original setting, use a tape measure to make sure all the straps are equal.


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The Love Swing has been tested to 1,000 lbs and will fit the average size lady. Do not be fooled by cheap imitations! The Swing is handmade in the USA and built to last a lifetime; the materials, hardware, webbing, and buckles we use in our manufacturing are rated for aircraft or marine applications.

   
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